I'm sure there are clinics for people like me. Those people who go down to the basement to get some chain lube, and two hours later come out with a full working bicycle, entirely made up of parts hoarded over the years.
Meet Betty Blue, my new fixie. She rides like a dream. The combination of a steel frame, laid back forks, Brooks leather saddle and super low fixed gearing make her the cruising machine from heaven.
All brought to you by Healing (1971 vintage), Miche, Cinelli, Brooks, Truvativ, Shimano LX, Shimano Dura-Ace, KMC, Crank Brother, Maxxis and Surly.